switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover
(Source: bigbardafree, via deathbymorning)
why don’t you guys ask me questions
like are you even curious about me
do you wanna know my middle name
my last name
my favorite color
my favorite movie
my netflix account information
the hospital i was born
my social security number
my blood type
when i sold my soul to satan
(via deathbymorning)
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(Source: butteflies, via deathbymorning)
story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says
‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’
and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’
and she just stared at me for a moment and said
‘oh ok. ‘
and we just continued watching
and thats how i came out to my mother
this is beautiful
(via gonna-be-everything)
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
did you mean eurovision
(via tulipsandtuna)
I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”
(via reblogmyselfie)
Shit Rough Oscars: Django Unchained, by Quentin Tarantino.
(via i-think-we-should-sex)
charlie just wagged his tail in his sleep and whipped himself in the face and woke up all confused haha
